Wednesday, December 06, 2006
Chain of Evil
(Please click on images to enlarge)
Recently i went to check my email and found out that i have received a mail. I was curious to find out what it contained, so thus i opened it. Below is what i saw.(Please click on images to enlarge)
OMG. THIS CHAIN LETTER IS REAL!!!!!!!!!!!! I am truly AMAZED. I MUST follow the instructions to get GOOD LUCK. Thus, i continued reading..
I blasted my speakers, sat infront of the computer and stared for a few thousand milliseconds, but much to my dismay, no sound emitted..except THIS!!!
So i decided to skip the listening part and continue through the treacherous journey of a scrollbar. Then, OMG. The chainletter REPEATED the word that it is real. I frooze due to shock , but in ice. WHY?!?!? WHY DID IT REPEAT!?!?!? I CAN READ LARHH!!! The HORROR!!! The TERROR!!! All lies in reading the texts
" THIS CHAIN LETTER IS FOR REAL "
Please look at the following text again :
" THIS CHAIN LETTER IS FOR REAL "
Read it out :
" THIS CHAIN LETTER IS FOR REAL "
Aloud :
" THIS CHAIN LETTER IS FOR REAL "
Now again :
" THIS CHAIN LETTER IS FOR REAL "
I don't believe YOU have EYES :
" THIS CHAIN LETTER IS FOR REAL "
I don't believe YOU have the PATIENCE to READ :
" THIS CHAIN LETTER IS FOR REAL "
Now please do :
" THIS CHAIN LETTER IS FOR REAL "
This is not a literature essay, but i am the WRITER :
" THIS CHAIN LETTER IS FOR REAL "
I am not kidding :
" THIS CHAIN LETTER IS FOR REAL "
Do you like that? It took me 3 seconds to recover from the shock, which does not mean i already melted the ice created. Next, i moved on to the content
"Thou shall kiss at every opportunity"The writer, today, now.
This will, inevitably be extremely irritating. Why? Can you imagine someone constantly kissing you, non-stop, u wake up and IMMEDIATLY you are kissed a few hundred times. Next while you are eating, you are still being kissed. Till you sleep, you are constantly being attacked by the lips. Now when you are BATHING.. never mind.
The chain letter, passed on by so many many readers, requests me to remember the fact that:
A peach is a peach.
A plum is a plum.
However, no matter what happens,
A KISS IS NOT A KISS.
NEVER ONCE, WILL NEVER, CANNOT.
CANNOT.
Next, girls will NOT ALWAYS SMELL GOOD. If you don't agree, try dipping a girl in shit and smell her...unless you love smelling shit.
After finish reading the contents, i continued to scroll down and read..
It WILL work. I assure you, though i don't know how. NO JOKE!!! You say what you want, next you send this STUPID mail(stated by themselves, look at the first picture), and you get what you wish for!!!This is what i see next.
What i concluded when i saw this part:This chainletter is lucky
This chainletter is the LONGEST
This chainletter just sucks.
If you do not send the chain letter, you WILL get BAD luck. Also note that the year is 2006 now.. WARNING!!DANGER!!! 危险!!! AWAS!!!
First of all, lets bring the attention to raguram, the person of the msn of which popped up at the side of my computer screen when i clicked on the button "screenshot". HE, is definitely not the women in his display picture, however he loves her. Actually he loves all girls.Get back to the topic... WTF!!! YEAR 1887!!! Might as well go and die, cause internet has not even been invented back then..AND.
They do not realize they have started the repetition on the bad luck thing again.
They do not realize they have started the repetition on the bad luck thing again.
They do not realize they have started the repetition on the bad luck thing again.
They do not realize they have started the repetition on the bad luck thing again.
They do not realize they have started the repetition on the bad luck thing again.
NO JOKE!!!
Now, if you do not advertise my blog within twenty-four hours after reading this post
you will get 7years of bad luck.
If you advertise to
0-10people, you suck
11-30people, you do not suck, instead you exhale
31-99people, you consistently suck and exhale several times rapidly
100 and more people, you stop breathing and go to
Http://ahs-namron.blogspot.com
Norman,
Namron.
COMMENTS!!!
Norman Au.
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