Saturday, September 30, 2006
Family problem sucks
Norman Au.
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Friday, September 29, 2006
Latest news : Death of king of crap, poker.
Many were shocked by the news.The king of crapper,poker has successfully died yesterday afternoon.Friends and family members were terribly upset of his death.
His father's cousin's friend's uncle's daughter's friend was unable to take the hit, as shown above.
Message from dick cheney, vice president of the united states of america, looking very solem(picture above): It hasn't bee long since the death of the crocodile hunter, steve irwin.It was a great lose for the nation.Undoubtly, the crapper's death is a greater lose. We will commemorate him by holding a '60minutes of silence throughout the world' programm just for him.
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Why he had died is still unknown, but rumours are spreading that the geisha of graceful death is the cause.The reason for the suspect is simple. The geisha of graceful death has caused many to die gracefully.Now, look take a look at the crapper's picture again:
As you can see, the crapper had died gracefully. The official burial of the king of crapper,poker shall commence on 3rdOctober2006, livefeeds by tv crews shall be shown throughout all channels of the world.
Norman Au.
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Thursday, September 28, 2006
Im back to post.Nothing to post tho.This is to help for tml's test .
Formal Letter
Name
Address
Date
Recipient name
Recipient company position
Company address
Dear Sir/ Mdm
RE: __________________
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Yours faithfully
Sign Off
Informal Letter
Name
Address
Date
Dear <>
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Yours faithfully
Sign Off
Report
To:
From:
Date:
RE: ______
Norman Au.
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Monday, September 25, 2006
The kinderbueno is a popular chocolate which many loves eating it.
1)
1)"Its cool and refreshing.Just a bite and YOU will understand.Available at all 7/11s department retail outlets.Get yours TODAY and stand to win a chance for this watch im wearing!! "
-Thomas Edison, 25th September, Monday 11.27pm .
Many people were shocked by thier first bites. All of them gave very positive feedbacks on the chocolate.
2)
2)Its amazing. I really love it. Try it man, try it.
-Albert Einstein, 26th September, Tuesday 3.00pm
3)
3)"Nothing could express my love for it, except this!The chocolate simply melts in my mouth, due to heat radiation which causes the chocolate atoms to vibrate and move away from each other, causing it to turn liquid."
-Professor Dumboldore,27th September, Wednesday 0.00am in hogwarts.
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Some even saw light~
Even Hitler rose up and saluted the chocolate.
Try it now! KinderBueno!
Norman Au.
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Sunday, September 24, 2006
Today went to jj's bday party.One of the UN officials was there to discuss about the war in israel and lebanon.It was held in the white house, located.. .. in the house.Now lets take a look:
OK . So.. the UN official is having a slight dispute with the president of the white house.. ..about the food.Thus he POINTS out to the president and soon starts debating.Now the Qs was probably 'What is, your maths commontest marks?'.
The president thus, being completely taken aback by the Qs, begun thinking of something to say, and finally, the message from the president itself:
Yes. It was scripted. The president's message of honour and glory: In conjunction to the current confusion in the 2 countries, i hereby announce that this post has ended.Thank you
*note:this message is highly confidential.If you are not the one meant for this message, please kindly delete this.All legalments, subjects, and copyrights in this post are of fake, please take it seriously.*
Norman Au.
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Thursday, September 21, 2006
My attitude getting worse.sh*t.I must try improving on it already.And afiQ is still as persistant as ever to make me post good english,which includes the following points:
*No shortforms
*No shortforms and
*No shortforms .
By the way.. .. THE CLASS BLOG IS FINALLY UP.PLEASE VISIT IT.
Norman Au.
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Tuesday, September 19, 2006
Happy birthday to ziming.
Norman Au.
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Monday, September 18, 2006
OK.
i want to blog more!!!!!!But no topics leh.HOW? Find lor.
And i noe my blog english sucks.Afiq u dun have to elaborate on it.You don't have to say 'eh ur blog english very bad leh, i dun like it'. altho i understand its a joke. Ok . Lets talk about everything i can think of now. I go to blogs everyday which i am allowed, and when i do, i usually spend over 3 hours on them.
Oh ya.I learnt a phrase from syafiq the queen of crap."Finders Keepers .Losers, GO AWAY LAR !".Ok fine. Everytime u lost some stationary, be sure to look into his pencil case. 90% of the time ur 'lost' item will be there.Please make sure that u keep ur stationaries in ur pencil case immediatly after use.Do not take out for fun.Syafiq will hunt em' down~ !
Do u have a ruler?No i never say lend it to me.i only ask if u have a ruler or not.u have?good for u .I am currently veryvery bored.Which explains why i am writing this peice of duno what post.
I love staying back after school.Be it with/w.o reason.I dun like to go home straight. This is cos i like school... .. except the studying process .
Now lets change topic .. to our class.I've realised that 2/3 is splitting.Lets see.. the crap group.. the jeryl group.. the naked dragons.. some individuals.. hans gang.. lamiiers.. and the 4 people at the corner.I hope that the class wun break into smaller groups.. ..
And now.. I TOTALLY HATE PEOPLE WHO SHOWS ATTITUDE OFTEN TO OTHERS. AND EVEN MORE, WHEN THE PERSON USE VIOLENT WAYS.
ok. my personal feelings.i dun care if such a person is reading this.but ill still hate that kind of person. Dun try to be violent to me oso. Even if i lose to u ill still bash u up. This doesn't mean that u can be violent to anyone, especially my frens.
Bloody shit.This has just made me angry for duno what reason.
ok .
Norman Au.
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Sunday, September 17, 2006
Ok .
Lets start wif friday, the tough ncc training.I shall give a detailed recall. It all started... ... during ncc. The training was soooooo tough... ... that we all felt very tired. amazing? yes .
Now, we shall talk about saturday.. which is yesterday too. Nth much, just that some CSS pupils went to ngee ann poly for science conference.( Afiq, Norman*me*, Rasyid, Wilkins, Waihon, ChinHwee, Jingjie, "Bigshot", Hannah, Delphine, Atiquah, Nasuha, Rafeek, and others whom i duno e names or dun remmbr.)
Ngee Ann Poly!(covered by a tree)
Now for today, went JE Library to study for the commontest with rasyid afiq nash and ragu.Dam fun.Words cannot describe how fun it is. Pictures can. Videos cannot.But the picture u are going to view next is a picture just before we go home which is nite time.We called a passerby to help us take this photo.
Next, me ragu and nash at the bus-stop.I saw a nice view of a 'waste' land so i decided to take a photo.However something else is in the photo.. ..(note* the image next mite cause you to faint,vomit,die.It is wise to navigate away tho it is too late now.)
I duno why it cant be viewed in computer tho.it refers to 'the thing'..
BY THE WAY.. ..
while walking home that time(me afiq nash ragu), someone was guiving out fliers . Everyone was walking past him w/o taking any. V sad. i decided to make the guy happy.I walk beside him, wif my arm outstretched..and this caught his attention.He place a flier in my hand(which i wanted him to do), and i took it(i guess he was relieved)...
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...and crushed it again rite infront of him.
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Oh and video section updated.
And google search bar inserted.
And shifting of things have been done.
POSTS END .
Norman Au.
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Thursday, September 14, 2006
2day dam boring.In sch, more quiet. Duno why.
Lets talk bout smth else~~~
Good news~~~!=D
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Scientists reveal how H5N1 kills
"Scientists have discovered a potential reason to explain why the H5N1 strain of bird flu is so much more deadly to people than standard human flus.
A group of researchers have found that the H5N1.. .." (quoted from ahs-news.blogspot.com)
For more info to it refer to"http://ahs-news.blogspot.com"!!!
Norman Au.
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Monday, September 11, 2006
Norman Au.
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Saturday, September 09, 2006
Today . is . quite . boring .
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acutally holiday is boring.VERY BORING
and i still got alotalotalotalotalotalotalot of homework incomplete and some haven start one.
in fact i only done one maths worksheet.
HOW?
chiong lor.
bye.
you noe why i type a few words then enter?
cos to make it long ma.
so bye.
cya
~~~
Norman Au.
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Friday, September 08, 2006
Today was quite fun, but now quite boring alrdy leh..
Realised my 'news' blog v lil ppl visit 1.
ahhhhh
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Duno what to type.
Sleepy..woke up at 8+today n slpt at 3+ ytd.
Off comp alrdy.byebyebye~
Norman Au.
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Thursday, September 07, 2006
New video updated in this blog!
Anyway, how do u guys(and girls) find of my blog of 'media reports'?
Norman Au.
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Wednesday, September 06, 2006
1: Full Name: Au Hoe Sun Norman
2: Name backwards: Namron
3: Were you named after someone? Dunoe .
4: Meaning of name: Norman
5: Nickname: Norman
6: Screen name: norman,namron
7: D.O.B: 1st April 1992
8: Place of birth: Singapore
9: Nationality: Singaporean
10: Current location: study room, in front of computer
11: Star sign: Aries
12: Religion: Buddhist
13: Height: 166cm
14: Weight: 50kg
15: Shoe size: duno leh.
16: Hair color: Blach
17: Eye color: black
18: Who do you look like: me.
19: Innie or outtie: OUT
20: Lefty or righty: left handed..?
21: Gay, straight, bi or others : Straight
22: Best friends: nt sure.
23: Best friends you trust most: anne?
24: Favourite pals : AfiQ, Daryl, Chuanyong, and others .
25: Best friend of opposite sex: Anne?
26: Best buddies: AfiQ, Daryl, Chuanyong, and others .
27: Boyfriend or girlfriend:NO ONE!!!
28: Crush:
29: Parents: mother n father
30: Worst Enemy: zz..
31: Favourite online guy: dunoe
32: Favourite online girl: dunoe
33: ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????
34: Craziest friend: Aizat, Daryl, Nash
35: Advice friend: Quite alot to name .
36: Loudest friend: i louder.actually no, duno la.
37: Person you cry with: none.
38: Any sisters: Nope
39: Any brothers: 1
40: Any pets: Fish???????
41: Any disease: no.
42: Pager: -
43: Personal phone line: -
44: Cell phone: *4*3*4*1
45: Lava Lamp: Dun hav
46: Pool or hot tub: 50 50
47: A car: nope.
48: Your personality: Laff alot. Frenly..?Get angry ezily but does not show it.
49: Driving: No.
50: Car you want: Viper..any kind.
51: Room:Nice.
52: Whats missing: my pencils n pens are constantly missing.
53: School: Commonwealth Sec,teckwhye pri
54: Bed: Have
55: Relationship with parents: Not v good and not v bad
56: Believe in yourself: Sometimes.
57: Believe in love at first sight: no
58: Good listener: ???????
59: Get along well with parents: not often.
60: Save e-mail convos: no.
61: Pray: yep.
62: Believe in reincarnation: i think so.
63: Make fun of people: duh.but as a joke only.
64: Like to talk on the phone:Ya.
65: Want to get married: How do i ans tis.
66: Like to drive: nvr drive b4.so dunoe.
67: Motion Sickness: dun understand this Qs.
68: Eat stem of broccoli: Depends on how it is cooked.Most of the time no.
69: Eat chicken with fork:Nope.Chopsticks are nicer.
70: Dream in color: not sure.
71: Type with your fingers on home role: dun understand again.
72: Sleep with stuff animals: nope
73: Next to you: table.
74: On the walls of your room: Dust.
75: On your mousepad: no mousepad.
76: Dream car: dun have.
77: Dream date: ?
78: Dream honeymoon spot: ?
79: Dream husband or wife:?
80: Bedtime: arnd 8.00 - 1.00 usually.
81: Under your bed:my brothers bed.
82: Single most important question: really?
83: Bad time of the day: noon
84: Your worst fear: nt sure...
85: The weather is: fine.
86: Time: 12.45pm
87: Date: 6th Sept 2006
88: Best trick did on someone: forgot
89: Theme song: dun have
90: Hardest thing about growing up: Change in 'thinking'
91: Funniest experience: Forgot.
92: Scariest experience: forgot.
93: Silliest thing you have ever said: Forgot.Got too much.
94: Most desperate and funniest thing i have done to get the opposite sex: nope.
95: Scariest thing while you are with your friends: forgot or dun hav.
96: Worst feeling: Being veri angry/sad.
97: Best feeling in the world: Dunoe.
98: choose six to do:1,2,3,4,5,6 .
Norman Au.
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Tuesday, September 05, 2006
Today was fun.
Went mac eat wif mani ppl.
We made a dam nice drink
Wif one sip,one can :
*Vomit
*Spit out
*Scream
*Stomach ache
i almost vomitted and i actually got stomach ache,but i nvr spit out and i screamed(after 3 sips).
it was terrible..lets start with the ingredients :
*Half a cup of coke
*Some french fries
*Pickle piece wif some tomato sauce and veg on it n mayonaise
*Curry sauce for fries
*Apple Pie
*Ice n straw .
These are the main ingredients.Next, u MIX them .Den of cos, u drink.. .. and puke .
By the way... ...
Soccer was fun today too.
Post End .
Norman Au.
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Monday, September 04, 2006
Just made a new blog of my own.
This blog shall contain some news updates.
Visit it at ''http://ahs-news.blogspot.com''
Frens!! if can link it to ur blog too, ty.
Norman Au.
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Friday, September 01, 2006
My Progress Report for Term 3 2006
Subject..................Mark....Grade....Expected Grade
English.....................68.3....(B3)..........(B3)
Chinese...................53.3....(C6)..........(A2)
Geography.................VR.....____..........(A2)
History.....................70.7....(A2)..........(A2)
Literature.................60.0....(B4)..........(B3)
Mathematics.............85.0....(A1)..........(A1)
Science....................69.0....(B3)..........(A2)
Design & Technology..77.5....(A1)..........(B3)
Home Economics.......68.3....(B3)..........(A2)
Visual Arts.................VR.....____..........(A2)
Attendance............: 46/46
CCA Attendance......: 13/14
No. of Books Read..: 15
Conduct................: Good
Remarks...............: He has not paid as much attention to his work as he should.
Mdm Ng.
Why do u have to do dis larh.
I noe that
*I nvr passup homework on time.
*I nvr listen to u sometimes.
*Seldom look at what u writing when u write,only after u wrote few mins later den i go read.
*I kip laffing during ur lessons.
But i do dis to mani other lessons oso wat,and my results not that bad wat(to me)i got listen 1 lar,just tat duno y i listen that time u nvr see but i nvr listen that time u kip noticing.
+ i oso nvr attitude u wat,nvr scold chers.Other ppl attitude u u give dem bttr remarks dan me.WHY?
nvm.
Norman Au.
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