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Tuesday, January 30, 2007


SUICIDE IS THE SOLUTION TO EVERYTHING
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* This post is extremely sarcastic. Please don't really go and die. If you decide to end your life after reading this blog, you are agreeing that:
- The owner of http://ahs-namron.blogspot.com will not be responsible for any harm caused due to this post
- The owner of http://ahs-namron.blogspot.com is a great person who can influence your thinking by blogging
-The owner of http://ahs-namron.blogspot.com is just crapping but you the reader, took things too seriously. Thus, it is not his fault at all. *

Below is the post, in case you do not recognize it.
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Can't find the solution to your problem? Having too much stress? Never fear. Trust http://ahs-namron.blogspot.com. Suicide is the solution. Just take a look at the examples below:

1) Have you been requested to do housework? Yes? Then your life sucks. Parents should not have asked you to do any single housework. It is their responsibility. They should not force you to learn something which you will eventually need next time and without the skill, you will bound to fail. This means your parents does not love you at all. They hate you, just like everyone else. Why not take a step back, and end your miserable life?


2) Have you been sleeping too late and constantly being punished by teachers?The reason why Teachers punish you is because they HATE you, and not because they want you to pay attention in class. Furthermore, they are older than you. You must respect them, so you can't kill them. However, there is always YOU.


3) You want to buy a pencil, however to your horror, you realize it costs 10 bucks. You know that the stall purposely want to take away all your hard-earned money. The ENTIRE shop is going against a single person, that is YOU. What should you do? Thats right, end this misery once and for all.


4) Lost your handphone on a bus? Think again. Why can't the other passengers return your handphone to you? What could be the most possible reason? They love you or they hate you? You decide! Life just can't be any worse than this, right?


5) Quarreled with your only friend? He/She is a hypocrite! Why can't your friend agree with you and pray to you 7times a day? Why can't your friend obey your orders!?! Your "friend" is a liar! You have no friends at all. Nobody loves you. Your life is meaningless.


6)Teaches giving too many remedials? They obviously hates you, and want you to suffer. Your life is tough and full of hardship. End it.


7) Tripped and fell? Imagine the embarrassment! Why not just end all this?


8) Made a wrong order at a restaurant?


9) Dropped your pen in class?

Norman,
Namron.

Norman Au.



Blogged at 10:04 PM, +8 GMT


3 Comments:

I really dont understand why you write all these "rubbish". Post something meaningful !

By Anonymous Anonymous, at January 31, 2007 11:43 AM  

WHHYYYYY???

By Blogger Norman, at February 06, 2007 10:56 PM  

Hrm...interesting.

Certainly interesting.

By Blogger Bounce, at October 15, 2007 4:19 AM  

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