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Wednesday, January 03, 2007


Post of revival
This post means my blog is revived. Anyway my last post was typed last year. This year, secondary 3, on this day called 3rd January2007, school reopens..

Now we can defame anything and get arrested by the police in Singapore. We can defame any school.. EXCEPT 1. Cannot defame already, cause i type the truth. How to defame when it is true??? Cannot lah.

Alright, i still don't like the discipline committee people. WHY? A fucking Spotcheck on 1st day of school.

ME, NORMAN, GOT CAUGHT FOR THE 1ST SPOT CHECK EVER IN MY ENTIRE LIFE, AND SURPRISINGLY, ITS ... nvm.

For short socks, nails and hair. Before this particular day, i was 'clean'.

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Roughly the conversation:

Cher: "Your socks don't you think its too short?"
ME: "Huh? not ankle length what."
Cher: "It is not acceptable ok, oh and don't you think its time for a haircut?"
ME: "So short need meh?"
Cher: " OH NONO, ITS QUITE LONG, I THINK IT IS TIME FOR A HAIRCUT(:"
ME: "..ya..(whatever lah crap)"
Cher: " And your nails ar.. please go to the front"
ME: " Why?"
Cher: "Discipline com."
ME: "Oh. (FUCKKK!!!!)

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And woohoo, as i slowly walk towards the front(flagpole), i can safely say that i see more than 150 people kena caught. SKIP, NOT IMPORTANT.

... ... ...(I said skip so i skipped)
... ... ...

Teachers expect students to pay $1 to trim nails. I paid $1, they pay by ruining my parents image of the school.

I mean HOW IS IT POSSIBLE, FOR A SOCKS THAT REACH WELL ABOVE THE ANKLE, BE CAUGHT FOR SOCKS!?!?!?

I shall now educate teachers on what is called "ankle length socks" and what is not.

The picture above is actually an artist's impression of an ankle length sock. In this case, the teacher can catch the student for wearing unacceptable socks.

The picture above is actually an artist's impression of a normal sock, really. In this case, the teacher can only catch the student for wearing yellow socks.

For fingernails, i am sorry i forgot to cut and it is my fault, but i don't think you should charge for it. Any human beings with conscience will forgive students for forgetting or at least just warn them, especially ON THE 1ST DAY OF SCHOOL.

Norman Au.



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