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Monday, April 30, 2007


We have enough of your stupid advertisements. Stop it. No one is buying anything.

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You know why Singapore's one of the country who have the highest myopic population in the world? Just look at how many stupid advertisements that are aired everyday to damage our eyes. They all have one thing in common. Wait. They have everything in common. Shit.

I mean, all of these ads claim that their product can do something in just seconds, something which is useless and stupid such as changing diapers. Who the hell wants to help babies change diapers anyway? Babies are too pampered. Every time i see them, they will either be sleeping, or crying. Shit in diapers? Clean it yourself, baby.

Usually, the advertisements will all be about the same. I've listed off a few, which are shown below.
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Someone will be doing some stupid stuff with the advertised product like washing plates or mopping the floor. All of a sudden, there will be a man walking out from now where and ask some stupid shit like "Hey, you WILL NOT BE ABLE to get rid of that stain. You need (advertised product)", and the person will suddenly stop whatever he's doing and answer in a relatively shocked manner:

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At this point of time, many people will be looking at the TV and will all think in their mind:

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The man doing the stupid thing will then try out the product, and exclaim something equally stupid such as "Hey! It really works!", and like anyone really care, seriously. Finally, both of them will face the camera and..

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Another type is somewhat similar to the first. There will be some idiotic melody played at the start of the advertisement, while the camera slowly move left and right, and finally zoom in to...

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some idiot washing a car using the advertised product. The next thing that everyone will expect to happen is another guy walking in and asking "Hey what the hell are you doing?" The idiot will reply with some idiotic reply like "I'm just saving money and time" and give the same type of smile pedophiles give.

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I just don't get how the companies even agree to air such stupid advertisements.

Norman Au.



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Saturday, April 28, 2007


Food Review
There is this Indian stall that sells great and considerably cheap food.

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It is located in Bukit Panjang Jelebu-road, Ten-mile Junction 2nd floor's food-more, just beside a stall selling western food. Usually, there will be an indian man playing around with balls of dough that are stacked together right in front of you(that is if you are facing the store), without gloves.
(Anyway you shouldnt be afraid that it's unhygienic because bacterias die when the pratas are being fried.)

The thing is, this stall makes sure everything you want is fresh. Pratas, Curry fish head, Murtabaks are all made after you order. If you are those who aren't in a rush, you should love this stall.

They also present their food in such a way that it pleases the eyes of the consumer, at least compared to 2 round plates(1 for curry, the other for prata).

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The stall sells Nasi Goreng, Mee Goreng, Pratas, Murtabak, Curry fish head and more. If you are a fan of spicy food, then Nasi/Mee Goreng suits you.

I personally like the onion prata($0.80 per piece), beef murtabak($3.00) and curry fish head ($18.00) the most. Anyway, it is much better than CSS canteen's pratas( which i find it sucky).

Cost(not very accurate)
Plain Prata $0.60
Onion Prata $0.80
Egg Prata $1.00
Cheese Prata $1.20
Egg with Onion $1.50
Cheese with egg $1.80

No harm trying out this stall.

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Nash 'sedi-ah' Adil to his death.
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Norman,
Namron.

Norman Au.



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helloo.. i miss singapore and i miss prata so when i saw your photo it killed me.

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Friday, April 27, 2007


Social Issues
Don't expect any suggestions to improve any of the social issues listed here as i won't be giving any.

There are a number of shit to talk about when it comes to social issues. We have the "I cut myself to know I'm alive", the "Stare what stare?", the inconsiderate idiots on buses, the "I like to kiss my girlfriend in front of everyone", the "ii luvv ssmaal kacee latterhs und tis kiinda shwiit", the smoker and a lot of others to talk about if I'm not as lazy as I usually am.

1) Emo
2) Low-self esteem
3) Inconsiderate
4) Kiss and hug in public
5) ii duuno propall iinklishh
6) I like to kill myself by smoking.
7) Prostitutes

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I am EMO!

Behold the new trend EMO. EMO is also known as extremely-sensitive, where EMOs (People who are EMO) usually get offended by whatever comments people give to them.

Person1: Hi
EMO: hi...
Person1: How's life?
EMO: ARE YOU INSULTING ME???:(

Note that even if you are sad, life must go on. Why be sad? Look on the bright side of life. "EMO: That will be equivalent to deceiving oneself." It doesn't matter. At least you won't cut yourself.

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And the all-time favorite phrase of EMO, " I CUT MYSELF TO KNOW I'M ALIVE ". Great job. Are you a kindergarten dropout? Don't know the difference between stupid and brainless? Oh wait, they are the same. Maybe i should talk to know that i have a mouth you know.
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I have low-self esteem!
"Stare what stare? Want to fight ah!?" says gangster.

WHAT IF... THE PERSON... IS STARING AT... the pretty girl behind the gangster? What if the person is staring at the wall behind the gangster? Gangsters pick fight at the slightest reason, for example:

Why you walk? Why can't you crawl? Not happy is it? Come and settle lah!

or

Why did you blink your eye in front of me? Why can't you blink your eyes elsewhere? Is it a necessity to blink your eyes in front of me??YES???

The best response is to endure whatever shit they say. They just want to find trouble. If you are so clever as to fight back, you are dumb in all aspects.
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I am inconsiderate!

Don't you just hate inconsiderate people? For example, people who occupy 2 seats on buses, of which one of them is occupied by their bag. There are many more examples. For example..

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This uncle is blasting the volume of his PSP. The women in front of him wasn't able to take it and changed seat when the chance came. Talk about being inconsiderate.
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Too lazy to finish.

Norman Au.



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Tuesday, April 24, 2007


Cute?
Theres this assumption that "Cute= Adorable AND ugly".

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If the above statement is true.. then cute should be an insult, which isn't.
And what happens to people who are pretty and cute?
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Wikipedia:
"Cuteness is a delicate and attractive kind of beauty commonly associated with youth and innocence. Human infants and many baby animals define "cuteness" for most people, and the standard characteristics of infancy are typically used to judge the cuteness of other phenomena (for example, plush toys or adult animals). Cute animals and humans instill a desire to care."

Dictionary.com:
"Attractive, esp. in a dainty way; pleasingly pretty."

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Cute is not adorable and ugly. Cute is adorable correct. But not ugly. It doesn't mean that the person who u saw is cute and ugly means that cute is also ugly. It just means 1 thing:
The person is ugly.

This begs the question: Who is the person who spread this shit? I mean, how do people even come up with the thought that "Cute= adorable and UGLY"? TNL users. TNL users are stupid. Just look at how many of them fail to write proper sentences everyday. Who the hell can't write properly? How much effort does it take anyway? 37?

Oh no, english? Buy a dictionary.

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Namron.

Norman Au.



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Monday, April 23, 2007


Serial Killer
(Crap post)

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(Mr Tan)

There was hell in Jurong East yesterday afternoon, as a 24 year-old man accidentally killed over 20people. Mr Tan, an eye-witness said:

I was happily chatting on the phone when suddenly, a gust of wind blew me into an open field. There, i spotted a man wearing green shirt and pants. He was strangling another man on the floor, who had then seemed rather lifeless. I went in for a closer look of course, and found the man dead.

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(Mr Ismail)

Could Mr Tan's statement be reliable? We shall find out soon enough. Now, we will have Mr Ismail to tell us what she had seen on that fateful day.

I work in a photography company, thus have a the ability to take higher quality photos. I was petrified when i saw a man wearing full green stuffed a boy wearing the same shirt into a deserted tank. The man proceeded on to kill more people. I have taken some snapshots for evidence.

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Below are the snapshots taken by Mr Ismail

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(Man was said to be killed by an intense blow to the right of his head)

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(A living, suffocating man being chocked. He did not last long.)

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(A boy being rescued after the serial kill)

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However, the serial killer escaped after killing 10 people or so. If you have seen the following man or is aware of where the man stay, please contact the NKVD. The NKVD seeks for your cooperation. Thank you.

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The man is believed to look like this.
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Norman,
Namron.

Norman Au.



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Muahaha i thought the serial killer was you. haha.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at April 23, 2007 10:47 PM  

What crap is that siah but very funny. Hehe...See my blog i fyou want. Find it if you can. Also if you know who I am

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Sunday, April 22, 2007


I have 8 friends
Yesterday i have 7 friends. Before yesterday, i only have 3 friends. And the day before, 0. It's true, I am a loner.

Friendster is the best site i have ever been to. I love friendster. With friendster, comes great friends. Frienster is so great, I have been alive for only 15 years and i already have 8 friends.Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

Do you want to be my friend? If so, you must sign up as a member in http://friendster.com to be my friend. If not, you aren't my friend.

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Frienster is pornographic. People are constantly talking about testicles.

Norman,
Namron.

For those who have not visited my friendster, visit it now at http://friendster.com/ahsnamron.

Norman Au.



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haha cool.
testicles? no more leh.
maybe bcoz of that they changed the name to comments. nomore testimonials in friendster it is comments. too bad friendster just lost its testicles.

well i have friendster too, not so active though. but i still do have. if you pass by please drop some testicles. thank you!

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Friday, April 20, 2007


Yu Gi Oh Cards
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Scene of people playing Yu Gi Oh cards

For convenience sake, Yu Gi Oh cards will be called Y.cards in this post


Playing cards in school? What the hell?!? THIS IS AGAINST SCHOOL RULES! BESIDES EXAMS ARE AROUND THE CORNER. WHAT ARE THEY THINKING???? Never mind.


Why Y.cards?
Why Y.cards? Y.cards are cards. cards are made of PAPER. However these paper are expensive. Why? Because of decoration and packaging.

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Price of cards: Can't be above 20cents per card.
Plastic wrapper: Can't be above 30cents.
Total: Can't be above 50cents.

How do you earn profit? Simple. You junk the junk. Decorate the cards and the plastic. Next, put all the cards into a piece of plastic, and hey! You can sell them for $6.00 a packet!

Profit gained: SGD 5.50

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And if you are the creator of this Y.card game, you can always go around laughing at people who say:
Person1: Hey can you sell me your magical mallet for $36.50?
Person2: No deal. My magical mallet, although a piece of cardboard, is worth wayyyyy more than that.
Person1: Shucks..you are not a newbie after all. I will pay you $40 for the piece of cardboard decorated with a picture of a hammer.
Person2: No way! At least $100
Person1: Wahlau. You wait longlong ah. I need to save for longlong.
Person2: Ok lah. But 1 month will increase $10.
Person1: WHAT THE FUCK!

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Look at this picture again. Spot the word "Soul Of The Duelist" Are you determined enough to buy all the cards and be as strong as Yugi, a cartoon character?? KIDS fall for this. They look for keywords and phrases which sound 'heroic' but are usually known to adults as being 'childish'.


Example of words:
Soul, Courage, Devil, Dragon, Monster, Doom, Evil, Death

Example of phrases:
Death of the lost pharaoh, SOUL OF THE DUELIST, Night of the flying monsters, Dark wizard of the evil mountain.
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Soul of the duelist!!!



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Norman,
Namron.

This post is also available at http://fiqo.blogspot.com .

Norman Au.



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lol. some of the cards are in korean language, so some ppl will assume the meanings of the words. wad fun is there anyway in playing yu gi oh?

By Anonymous Anonymous, at April 20, 2007 11:54 PM  

korean?

By Anonymous Anonymous, at April 21, 2007 3:58 PM  

It's Japanese FYI

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Thursday, April 19, 2007


HOROSCOPE
Whats your sign? Nah it doesn't matter. Horoscopes are stupid. We are all living in the 21st century. In case you guys don't realize it, the Earth is now modernized. There are no longer walking monkeys in the streets. Most of us now know that the Earth is round. And we also know that our Sun is actually a star in our solar system. The other stars belong to other solar systems.

But amongst us, there are people who believes that by looking at stars on Earth, we can predict people's future, love-life, finance, past, not forgetting the fact that they are able to give suggestion to what you must do in order to evade the incoming mishap.

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I read my horoscope for today. It says this:
Your finances look as though they’ll improve today, but in terms of your personal relationships you’ll need to watch what you say, especially this evening, when someone close will be counting on you to be reliable. If you can avoid any last minute changes to your evening plans!

What about my finances? How will it improve when I'm not even working? Evening plans? You mean to sleep? Horoscopes are shitty. Do not believe in them. Hell, they come from the same generation as when people thought that the earth is flat and the Sun is a God on the move.

Now comes the interesting part. Since i said that horoscope are absurd, why did [ INSERT EVENT THAT HAPPENED] occurred as stated in my daily horoscope?

Did it ever come to you that a person invented the word "coincidence" not just for fun? And since some people believe in horoscope, they analyze every word that the horoscope showed, and even if it isn't true at all, the person will force himself to believe there is. As a result, shit comes out.
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Instead of believing in the horoscope, why not believe in the namronscope? It's accuracy are far greater than the horoscope. Below is the namronscope for today, 19th April 2007.

Aries
You will experience a feeling that you have felt before. Today will be 19th April 2007. Your girlfriend/boyfriend(if you have one) might ( x% chance, where x is an unknown between 0 to 100) kiss you. You will also eat.

Taurus
You will wake up after you sleep, and feel tremendously sleepy if you have not slept enough. Adrenaline may be pumping in you as you anticipate for this evening's event : Dinner.

Gemini
You are evil to a certain extent. You might make friends with a stranger today.

Cancer

You might get cancer

Leo

Some people think you are a lion while others, human.

Virgo

Feelings of greatness may be experienced. Your finances may go down/up by tomorrow.

Libra

Nil.

Scorpio

You may be involved in staying alive. However do not count on it. It may be a prank made by
your peers.

Sagittarius

You have a chance of having sex today, where the % of the chance is undefined or otherwise, not known.

Capricorn

You will find it hard to break a boulder with your bare hands compared to using a crane to lift
one up...then drop it.

Aquarius

Today marks an important day in your life, just like any other days.

Pisces

You should promote http://ahs-namron.blogspot.com.
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Namron,
Norman.

Comments are better than tags. For your information, my browser can read cbox. Therefore i won't reply to tags. However, i will reply to comments.

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Tuesday, April 17, 2007


Battle of Stalingrad
(short post)
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Nazi Germany

Communist Russia

The battle of Stalingrad was a part of WorldWarII, fought by Nazi Germany( represented by Adolf Hitler) and Communist Russia( represented by Josef Stalin). This battle is also known to some as the bloodiest battle in history, which is supported by the pictures below.

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This picture shows a German soldier trying to drown a Russian Soldier in a sink of H2O. At that time, water was scarce and was rationed. What could be worse? Nothing

Stalingrad was important to Hitler as it was a major industrial city in the banks of Volga River(a vital transport route between Caspian Sea and northern Russia) and its capture would secure the left flank of the German armies as they advanced into the Caucasus. Another factor is because Stalingrad bore the word "Stalin", which could make the city's capture an idealogical and propaganda coup.

However, Stalin realized this. He then ordered anyone that was strong enough to hold a rifle to be sent to war.

A note to remember:
Germans felt that the Treaty of Versailles was unfair. A leader(Hitler) rose to promise to solve their problem.
Stalin promised to ensure Russia's safety by making "Motherland" strong. Russians were supportive of this.

This resulted in a fierce fight as both sides were equally motivated to fight for their country, which led to many deaths, as shown below.

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German captured Stalingrad.
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However, Russia captured back Stalingrad.

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Picture of Russian Soldiers celebrating after the war.
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Norman,
Namron.

Norman Au.



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Thursday, April 12, 2007


True Files

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Welcome to True Files. You may be wondering what is True Files. Well, True Files tells you of what things should have been like instead of what some adults said ( also known as liars ). Yes. Lies that fairy tales have told, all of them are harmful to the willful minds of little children. True Files gives you the result you want, that is :

1) Straight to the point
2) Accurate in judgment
3) Evidence supporting

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(True Files)Fairy Tale1: Rapunzel

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In this fairy tale, a girl with extremely long hair combs her hair everyday until she gets napped by a witch who transported her up into a castle forever. Nevermind the fact that her hair will drag along the floor as she walk everyday as her hair is too long, which will lead to damaged hair, she is still pretty(according to the writer).

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Later, a prince came and saw that she was trapped. The prince tried to climb her damaged hair and as a result, more hair fell off and due the the weight of the prince, Rapunzel's head broke off, and the prince died a bloody death.

The moral of the story:
Girls shouldn't keep hair longer than 5cm.
Boys shouldn't think that hairs are ropes.

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(True Files)Fairy Tale2: Little Red riding hood


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Grandmother

Wolf

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One fine day, little red riding hood decided to visit her grandmother. Later did she knew that her grandmother had been eaten by a wolf a week ago and has been digested throughly and turned into wolf shit.

Upon reaching her grandmother's house, she knocked on the door. The wolf barked in her sweetest growl "COME IN DARLING". The naive little girl then proceed to tell the wolf what she saw

Grandmother, what sharp teeth you have!
Grandmother, what hairy body you have!
Grandmother, what sharp nose you have!
Grandmother, what brown skin you have!
Grandmother, what deep voice you have!

Then it happened. The wolf went for a huge bite off the little girl, and tore her arm off in the process. Somehow or rather, the wolf got a stomach upset and the little girl's grandmother was free from the wolf's stomach at last, in the form of shit.

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Norman,
Namron.

Norman Au.



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Monday, April 09, 2007


Avril Lavinge: Girlfriend MV

Featuring Avril Lavinge's new MV for Girlfriend.
Shocked? Avril Lavinge: Girlfriend new MV is out. Its a different MV compared to the first, with much better quality. However it loads slowly because of the huge file. So please let it load finish before you watch it. The MV is 4.03 long.



Like it? I shall make it download-able tomorrow.

Norman,
Namron.

Please give comments!

Norman Au.



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man, nice MV!!! hahaha... u both very sissy!!!

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Sunday, April 08, 2007


Bringing TNL to a whole new level



Remember my post on The New language(TNL)? A quote from my post:

I have discovered that many people uses TNL in blogs, diarys and in fact anything that requires you to write English. It is a language ONLY used by Singaporeans, mostly teens, and are usually females.

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I was right for all of the above, except for the fact that i didn't know boys would use it on their crush/girlfriend..or rather i did not state it in my post. But the worse thing is, i did not expect boys to write notes to girlfriends using TNL. Do you?


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This letter which i found in school just brought TNL to a whole new level of bullshit. This is what i mean by TNL: Utter nonsense. Try writing TNL in your GCE O levels. I believe the old man in Cambridge marking your test paper will choke on his lit cigar and die. Talk about being inconsiderate.

The words written in black is believed to be written by a girl while the one written in blue, a boy.

Can you sense your hair on your arms standing? And a voice inside you growing stronger and stronger and just when you reach "Don't talk to you liao..=P", you scream "WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT!"

"Dont talk to you liao..=P" is pointless. its main purpose is to flirt, but i predict those two are boy girl friends already. So why flirt? To instill sexual feelings? Just go and have sex lah. Its more thrilling i believe. No need to flirt. Do not beat around the bush lah.

And the bloody bapok's reply is bloody bapok. "you also bad help ben don't help me der..he kept scolding me lor..sad sad..someone don't care for me ler..(T.T)<-(merry[insert smiley])Muackz..LOVE YOU!" There is one thing i must remind people here. 'Muackz' online doesn't work. You want to kiss, you kiss. Don't be a retard and write MUACKS! SMOOCHIES! HUGS! No one can feel it. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- How to write a proper note

Girl's text:

Dear boyfriend,
I am writing this letter to inform you that i will not be calling you "hey" any longer. Instead, i will be calling you "dar". Don't you feel that i am an obedient girl? My apologies, when you were having a headache, i was not able to take care of you. I feel terrible about it.

Are you still having a headache? Are you still experiencing immense pain? My heart throbs at the thought of you not talking to me. I am very sad, and am currently having English lesson. Oh, Ben informed me that you were speaking ill of me when you two chatted on the phone. What insolence, calling me petty. I am not going to talk to you any longer.

Yours sincerely,
Girlfriend
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Boy's reply

Dear Girlfriend,
My reply to your letter would be that if you are already used to calling me by whatever name there is, I will not mind at all. And I'm still currently experiencing great pain from my headache, but it's alright, do not worry. I did not talk to as you were chatting with your friend already, and i did not want to be a light bulb, very sorry about that.

Oh, the only negative comment i gave to Ben about you is that you are petty, and nothing else. You are also bad. You offer help to Ben but not me, who is your boyfriend. Are you aware that he never stopped scolding me? I feel disappointed and sad. However, i want to kiss you to let you know that I love you.

By the way, what did BiaBin tell you?
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This is the way they should have wrote.
Norman,
Namron.

COMMENTS PLEASE!


Norman Au.



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in fact, no matter which letter it is, ur version or the TNL version, both the contents are just craps arr.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at April 08, 2007 9:03 PM  

such an interesting letter... wonder how u find it? from dustbin?? hehehe... some guys nowadays sounds very gay.....

By Anonymous Anonymous, at April 08, 2007 9:14 PM  

TNL is obviously shit.If you're a fan of it,you're a dumb jackass.Lets not flout the beautiful language,English

By Blogger Style Doctor, at April 08, 2007 9:36 PM  

ieu sh0uldd c0ntiinuue p0stiinq dhiish kiind 0rff p0sts w0rhs.. iif n0rt iie dunnchh talk tuuh ieu lia0z..


erm, nvm. i cant do this properly.

GREAT POST! *claps*
interesting content!
im amused by it. (:

By Anonymous Anonymous, at April 09, 2007 9:52 PM  

"the note doesn't seem to be REALLY picked up from the dustbin. by the way, your version is more dumb than the 1st one, making it dumber. which is funny. dumb = laugh outloud. your version is a waste of ink as the words can be shortened further, using TNL. Lets save the environment. I conclude that TNL is stupid only to a certain extent."**


** please dun kill me for this

By Anonymous Anonymous, at April 09, 2007 11:09 PM  

your english isn't even perfect. it's "who is your boyfriend", not "whom is your boyfriend".

cut the kids some slack. let them enjoy their youth/childhood while they can.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at April 10, 2007 10:55 PM  

Thanks for correcting me. I want to pass my english. My english sucks.

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Saturday, April 07, 2007


BUSTED
Look at these pictures. Feel free to 'wow, what is that?'.
Note: Click on the picture for a better view.

Source A:
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Feeling irritated by my thumb and the blurry image? Look below.
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As you can see from the 4 pictures above, the first two shows a blurry image of a person trying to cover something on his shirt and there also seems to be something covering his mouth. The last two picture shows the same, except that this time, it's a guy with sexy legs and pose..which attracted much attention..probably wanted.
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For the benefit of those people who aren't aware what those two circled things are, they are
1) Masking Tape(mouth)
2) Paper taped to the victim's shirt written something like " DO NOT TALK TO ME, I AM TALKING TO THE WALL."

A point to take note of : The above isn't exaggerated.

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What do you mean?
By not exaggerated, i mean that i did not purposely make it look or sound very dramatic. This means that the above sources are reliable in telling us that there should be only one person who did it since both sources have the same evidences. Also, the sources are reliable in telling us that the person who did it most probably do not know of the law.

Who did it?
I'm not gonna tell you.

Why did the person do it?

It could be because the victims have caused much displeasure to the person such that the person got so angry and decided that "YES. PASTING A TAPE AND A NOTICE ON HIS BODY WILL WORK".

Will i have a chance to ever come across it or something similar?
You might never know, do not take chances. One may ask "But how?". Simple. Do not offend anyone on earth.

Is it legal?
No.

What is the person thinking?
The person could probably be thinking "Serve you right victims. You deserve to be defamed for making me irritated and angry. Never mess with thou, or thee dies..."

What will human-rights activists do?
They might complain. They might voice out. But one thing is for sure, if the human-rights activists know of it, i don't know what will happen.

Where is this place?
Forgot.
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Sunday, April 01, 2007


APRIL FOOL

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Congratulations to the people who are able to tell that the 'new blog skin' and 'new clean image' of me is an April fool's prank. For those who got fooled, congratulations too. You literally made me laugh staring at my computer screen. I salute you..r intelligence. You should be honoured to make the birthday boy (namely me) laugh.

The link:
http://ahs-namron1.blogspot.com

I actually thought that the prank was pretty obvious, theres like no way you guys can get tricked. But heck, some people just can't tell. Sorry but i have to be honest lah.

1) I wouldn't allow myself to be hacked cause i just love to blog. My password is more than 15 symbols long. And it's nonsensical.
2) No idiot hacks blog. What do they gain anyway? People hack blogs only if they hate the person.
3) It's April Fools Day. Why choose to hack at April Fools Day?
4) The blog address is http://ahs-namron1.blogspot.com. 1 stands for 1st april.
5) The tagboard is still present. This is a major giveaway. If the blog has been hacked, the hacker will have removed the tagboard..cause he/she doesn't have the ability to access my cbox account.
6) The links. Why is it that some of the links have descriptions of the actual person him/herself? Unless the hacker knows the person in real life.
7) And yeah. I guess the hacker wouldn't know my date of birth to blog about it.

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Here are some messages i received from friends who believed my blog was hacked.

"Hey i juz check it out! Yes ur blog has been hacked! The blog was so girley plus if m nt ur url has also been changed i n nt sure! Its ahs-namron.blogspot.com rgt? Bt the hacked one has a number 1 behind it! Scary!"

Observant..but still believed i got hacked.

"It really change. With some chinese song in the background 2"

But wait..i didn't put any chinese song. This guy is trying to fool me?

"Your Blog kena hack? It looks so... Anyway, happy birthday!"

Ok..

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Ok to be fair, some know that it's a joke. But why should i be fair when i can be unfair?

Anyway, here are some April Fools Day prank you can play on others.

1) Call anorexic patients thin. Next, say "APRIL FOOLS!"
2) Dial a random number and demand SGD50,000,000 and that you have his/her mother with you. Tell the other party not to call the police or the mother dies.
3) Threaten to riot outside the parliament and when you get caught, tell them it's just an april fools prank.
4) Play truant, give a fake MC the next day and when the teacher ask, say " Its an april fools joke"
5) Shout "BOMB" in an mrt station several times.
6) Hit the "Break glass" fire alarm button and go around shouting FIRE.
7) Bring a toy gun to a bank and ask to withdraw $5000. Bring the gun up to the counter. Make sure the banker sees the gun.

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Here are some jokes which are obvious and stupid, probably made by people who does not use their brains frequently.

1) Theres a monster behind you.
Reason: Monsters don't exist idiot. Think of a better prank? How about "Theres an ant behind you!". At least people might believe you.

2) Theres a cockroach in your mouth.
Reason: If its in my mouth, how do you know? If a cockroach unknowingly crawl all over my face then into my mouth, then i'll be able to feel/spot it since its so big.

3) A spider is making a web on your head.
Reason: Spiders love my hair? Why'd a spider climb onto my head to make a web? Are each strand of my hair so tactically placed that it is perfect for spiders to catch its prey? And i move around.

4) There is a puddle of water in front of you.
Reason: I have eyes.

5) Today is 2ND OF APRIL(:.
Reason: Unless you are trying to tell me that i overslept 24hours(which is completely stupid), otherwise your all wrong.

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Thats about it. Have a happy april fools day next year.

Norman,
Namron.

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