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Monday, April 30, 2007

We have enough of your stupid advertisements. Stop it. No one is buying anything.


You know why Singapore's one of the country who have the highest myopic population in the world? Just look at how many stupid advertisements that are aired everyday to damage our eyes. They all have one thing in common. Wait. They have everything in common. Shit.

I mean, all of these ads claim that their product can do something in just seconds, something which is useless and stupid such as changing diapers. Who the hell wants to help babies change diapers anyway? Babies are too pampered. Every time i see them, they will either be sleeping, or crying. Shit in diapers? Clean it yourself, baby.

Usually, the advertisements will all be about the same. I've listed off a few, which are shown below.
Someone will be doing some stupid stuff with the advertised product like washing plates or mopping the floor. All of a sudden, there will be a man walking out from now where and ask some stupid shit like "Hey, you WILL NOT BE ABLE to get rid of that stain. You need (advertised product)", and the person will suddenly stop whatever he's doing and answer in a relatively shocked manner:

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At this point of time, many people will be looking at the TV and will all think in their mind:

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The man doing the stupid thing will then try out the product, and exclaim something equally stupid such as "Hey! It really works!", and like anyone really care, seriously. Finally, both of them will face the camera and..

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Another type is somewhat similar to the first. There will be some idiotic melody played at the start of the advertisement, while the camera slowly move left and right, and finally zoom in to...

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some idiot washing a car using the advertised product. The next thing that everyone will expect to happen is another guy walking in and asking "Hey what the hell are you doing?" The idiot will reply with some idiotic reply like "I'm just saving money and time" and give the same type of smile pedophiles give.

I just don't get how the companies even agree to air such stupid advertisements.

Norman Au.

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