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Sunday, May 20, 2007


How to make your own effective advertisement!
With some patience, you too can create your very own banner of which advertises your own product! This post is going to tell you how to make your very own effective advertisement. Good luck, all the best to trick your customers!

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1) Make sure that the title of your banner is HUGE. Make sure that the content are much smaller compared to the title. This is important so that your customer will know what you are trying to sell immediately. The bigger the difference, the more significant it is.

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2) Make sure you exaggerate. If you are selling a house, make sure you say that its:

A magnificent and beautiful house, complete with 4 large rooms and a very clean toilet, with a bathtub which could fill an ENTIRE body in!

Even if your house is just like all the others.


3) Ensure that you use words like "Beautiful, marvelous, fantastic, humongous" at least once in every sentence that you make.


4) All contents that will cause the customer to think in their mind "Oh it isn't that good afterall", if must, should all be put in extreme small font and the color of the word should be somewhat close the the background color, but not exactly the background color so that it can't be seen at all. Example:

200 X 400
centimeter sized house!!!

*Highlight the above text*



5) If the size of your product is small, make sure that you enlarge it a few times. use photoshop and make the things around it seem smaller. This will cause your customer to think that it is really big, and that its worthwhile to buy it.

If the product isn't that attractive, ask a professional
photographer to take a picture of it. Next, ask someone who is great at photoshop to make it look extremely cool.
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Now, don't stop here!!! These are somethings you can do to your shop
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6I) Let the amount of money you want to sell the product at be $3.00. This step here is very important. NEVER let the price be $3.00. You should do something like:

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*note: remember to add the word "ONLY" and some "!!!".

Isn't it great? You get to earn $0.85 extra.


6II) Hold sales like 'closing down sales' every month. Don't hold back! Write the percentage amount they could save by buying things during these sales so that the lazy customers will take a look at the amount they will save and marvel.

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You are halfway there, don't stop now!!!
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7) Always add in extremely small font at the corner of your banner " Terms and conditions apply ". Make sure that it stays as insignificant as possible.

8) Make sure you instill a little bit of humor in the content. This will cause the customer be let their guards down. If your customer is entertained enough, strike.

9) Ensure that you reduce every unit to as small as you can. However, do not reduce it to the smallest at some time, for example 1 kg to 1000grams, and not to milligrams because the word ''milli'' makes everything seem smaller.

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Now you are left with some touching up.
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10) Ensure that your content is clear, precise, and will not bore your customer one bit! Background should not be too nice and this will then cause your picture of your product to e amplify in its magnificence.

11) NEVER use words that are unfamiliar to many people. Use words like "best" and not "pre-eminent".

12) Paragraph your content.

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You are done!
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This may be a little hard at first, but remember, practice makes perfect. With hard work comes big rewards. Heres a sample of a perfect advertisement.

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Norman

Norman Au.



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