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Sunday, July 01, 2007


Coca cola or Water?

Have you ever received some extremely irritating emails that tells you to choose which one of something do you like? For example the question is "Do you want to drink coke or water?". Be prepared. What follows next will change your opinion.

Its really quite irritating actually. You do love coke more than water, but you know that the texts that follows are completely biased against coke.

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This is the text that are present in the mail itself:

Water

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#1) 75% of Americans are chronically dehydrated. (Likely applies to half the world population.)

#2) In 37% of Americans, the thirst mechanism is so weak that it is mistaken for hunger.

#3) Even MILD dehydration will slow down one's metabolism as mu8ch as 30%.

#4) One glass of water shut down midnight hunger pangs for almost 100% of the dieters studied in a University of Washington study.

#5) Lack of water, the #1 trigger of daytime fatigue.

#6) Preliminary research indicates that 8-10 glasses of water a day could significantly ease back and joint pain for up to 80% of sufferers.

#7) A mere 2% drop in body water can trigger fuzzy short-term memory, trouble with basic math, and difficulty focusing on the computer screen or on a printed page.

#8) Drinking 5 glasses of water daily decreases the risk of colon cancer by 45%, plus it can slash the risk of breast cancer by 79%., and one is 50% less likely to develop bladder cancer.
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Coke
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#1 In many states the highway patrol carries
two gallons of Coke in the trunk to remove blood from the highway after a car accident.



#2 You can put a T-bone steak in a bowl of Coke
and it will be gone in two days.

#3 To clean a toilet: Pour a can of Coca-Cola into the toilet bowl and let the "real thing" sit for one hour, then flush clean. The citric acid in Coke removes stains from vitreous china.



#4 To remove rust spots from chrome car bumpers:
Rub the bumper with a rumpled-up piece of Reynolds Wrap aluminum foil dipped in Coca-Cola.


#5 To clean corrosion from car battery terminals: Pour a can of Coca-Cola over the terminals to bubble
away the corrosion.


#6 To loosen a rusted bolt: Apply a cloth soaked in Coca-Cola to the rusted bolt for several minutes.



#7 To bake a moist ham: Empty a can of Coca-Cola into the baking pan, wrap the ham in aluminum foil, and bake.
Thirty minutes before ham is finished, remove the foil, allowing the drippings to mix
with the Coke for a sumptuous brown gravy.


#8 To remove grease from clothes: Empty a can of Coke into the load of greasy clothes, add detergent, and run through a regular cycle. The Coca-Cola will help loosen grease stains. It will also clean road haze from your windshield.

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FOR YOUR INFORMATION:

#1) The active ingredient in Coke is phosphoric acid.
It will dissolve a nail in about four days. Phosphoric acid also leaches calcium from bones and is a major contributor to the rising increase of osteoporosis.

#2) To carry Coca-Cola syrup! (the concentrate) commercial trucks must use hazardous Material place cards reserved for highly corrosive materials.

#3) The distributors of Coke have been using it to clean engines of the trucks for about 20 years!

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Fuck you.
Just look at how biased it is. "Oh, oh. Coke or water:)?" "Psssst. I got the answer. it starts with 'W' and ends with 'ater'." Want to know why? Heres another hint! Basically, coke is acidic. Anything acidic is bad. No matter what pH value it has because if you put an object in it long enough, it will eventually dissolve to nothing.

Now imagine you drink coke when you are 3. Now you are 18. The difference is 15years which is equivalent to 5464 days. According to the email, coke will dissolve a nail (Let us all forget that nails are metal, and when metal and acid comes in contact, hydrogen is produced and the metal will be gone) in about four days!

If you actually went to work it out, (and if your body have nails) you would already be lacking of 1366nails in your body. Isn't it amazing? Now imagine you are a mechanic and you accidentally stuffed one hundred nails into your entire body, yet you are alive. How long will you take to recover? (Note: 1 nail to dissolve = 4 days)

Solution:
Number of days for you to recover
= 100 x 4
= 400.

You will take 400 days to recover
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Other advantages of coke includes:

When you are angry with someone, and you happen to be holding a bottle of coke, try this. You open the bottle of coke and pour it in his face. Next you make him unconscious so that he will not be able to wash away the coke on his face for at least 4 days.

When you are in jail, bring coke. It rules. You could get out in a matter of days, depending on how thick the metal is.

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WARNING: IF YOUR COKE COMES IN CAN, DO NOT KEEP IT FOR MORE THAN 4 DAYS.
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Ditch this bullshit.

Norman
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Norman Au.



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