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Saturday, July 28, 2007


Sesame Street is not for Kids

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The truth is, Sesame street is a very bad influence. Fact: Sesame street has already cause public outrage in some countries.

Today, Sesame Street is banned in continents such as Asia, Africa, Australia, Europe, North America, South America.

Why is it banned?
The show contains too much bad influence. In a recent poll, sesame street was found to have 0% positive value, while 100% of negatives. Moreover, all of the characters there are criminals.

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Cookie monster

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Cookie monster is a mad monster who is extremely addicted to cookies. Cookie monster made every kid in the world cry because he ate all the cookies in the world. Cookie monster is a cookie addict.

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You are a cookie monster if you:
Realize you can't stop eating cookies
C is for cookies
You sniff cookie extract
You carry cookies with you
Actually eat a cookie
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Elmo

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Elmo, originally Adolf de elmore, is Hi+|er's illegitimate father. Born in 1843, Adolf de elmore is also a 'heroin' addict, and always stay high on drugs, as can be seen in the show "Sesame street" as a happy character. It is actually the effect of drugs. Later, Adolf de elmore married Juliet ( fiance of Romeo) and soon gave birth to Hi+|er.

Later on in his life, he lost his job as a journalist and went on to the media. He loved kids. As a last resort for a entertaining kids, he changed his name to Elmo, which is less tideous and more cheery than Adolf de elmore.

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Bert and Ernie

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Bert and Ernie is the first ever homosexual male couple screened that teaches children how to have sex with the same gender (for boys only) as young as 3years old. They view sex with the same gender in such positive light, that public outrage was therefore inevitable.

Quotes from Sesame street Bert and Ernie:
You, and he can live together.
You can sleep with your brother.
HIV is a bacteria that will make everyone around you more concerned and care more about you.
P is for penis
Girls are humji, you ask for fun in bed, they won't give you.
All boys will be boys
Your mom don't allow you to touch a girl. Boys are okay though.

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The part of Bert and Ernie always starts off with Bert and Ernie getting up the bed while moaning, with everything else messy (sign of sex). This start motivates viewers with innocent minds to be curious and try it out with their siblings of the same gender.

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Count von count

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Count von count scares the shit out of kids of math by showing them extremely difficult math concepts and discourages them from loving math at a young age. Recent results have shown that 89% of the kids who fail math knows of count von count, also known as the count.

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Big Bird

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"Big Bird is a penis in disguise" Robert Langdon

The sole purpose of Bigbird is to depict a picture of a penis without getting lawsuit. Thus explains why Big bird doesn't look like any bird you will ever see.

The character big bird in sesame street (the most famous character) is actually a penis in disguise, as shown in the picture. It shows the shape of a penis to kids without getting lawsuit as they did not really show a real penis. Early influence to pornography.

Bigbird's catchphrase is "Asking is a good way of finding things out!", which has the exact meaning of "Ask me for more sexual content pictures, and look at them all!"
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Oscar the Grouch

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Oscar the Grouch is a monster who actually lives in a rubbish bin who blocks you from throwing rubbish inside them. Try as you might, you will not succeed. This therefore causes land pollution.

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Grover

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Be free, not constricted at home.

The character Grover, is made to encourage children to fly with just a cape and a knight's helmet, thus increasing the rate of child's death per second, from 182 per second in 1943( before sesame street's release) to 341 per second in 1944 (Sesame street's official release) and finally to 968 per second in 1950.

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Zoe

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Zoe is the only female in Sesame street. It influences girls to wear miniskirts and tank tubes at an age of just 3. This character also encourages females to have underage sex with males.

Let the male's age be x. Zoe influences girls to have sex with the range of x<16 or x>70 only. It also encourages females to ask for money when having sex with guys. The followers of Zoe are often known as prostitutes.
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Sesame Street is evil.

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Norman.

Norman Au.



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