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SUICIDE IS THE SOLUTION TO EVERYTHING
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* This post is extremely sarcastic. Please don't really go and die. If you decide to end your life after reading this blog, you are agreeing that:
- The owner of http://ahs-namron.blogspot.com will not be responsible for any harm caused due to this post
- The owner of http://ahs-namron.blogspot.com is a great person who can influence your thinking by blogging
-The owner of http://ahs-namron.blogspot.com is just crapping but you the reader, took things too seriously. Thus, it is not his fault at all. *

Below is the post, in case you do not recognize it.
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Can't find the solution to your problem? Having too much stress? Never fear. Trust http://ahs-namron.blogspot.com. Suicide is the solution. Just take a look at the examples below:

1) Have you been requested to do housework? Yes? Then your life sucks. Parents should not have asked you to do any single housework. It is their responsibility. They should not force you to learn something which you will eventually need next time and without the skill, you will bound to fail. This means your parents does not love you at all. They hate you, just like everyone else. Why not take a step back, and end your miserable life?

2) Have you been sleeping too late and constantly being punished by teachers?The reason why Teachers punish you is because they HATE you, and not because they want you to pay attention in class. Furthermore, they are older than you. You must respect them, so you can't kill them. However, there is always YOU.

3) You want to buy a pencil, however to your horror, you realize it costs 10 bucks. You know that the stall purposely want to take away all your hard-earned money. The ENTIRE shop is going against a single person, that is YOU. What should you do? Thats right, end this misery once and for all.

4) Lost your handphone on a bus? Think again. Why can't the other passengers return your handphone to you? What could be the most possible reason? They love you or they hate you? You decide! Life just can't be any worse than this, right?

5) Quarreled with your only friend? He/She is a hypocrite! Why can't your friend agree with you and pray to you 7times a day? Why can't your friend obey your orders!?! Your "friend" is a liar! You have no friends at all. Nobody loves you. Your life is meaningless.

6)Teaches giving too many remedials? They obviously hates you, and want you to suffer. Your life is tough and full of hardship. End it.

7) Tripped and fell? Imagine the embarrassment! Why not just end all this?

8) Made a wrong order at a restaurant?

9) Dropped your pen in class?

Norman,
Namron.

Norman Au.

Blogged at 10:04 PM, +8 GMT

3 Comments:

I really dont understand why you write all these "rubbish". Post something meaningful !

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WHAT YOU LEARN LEH.
I guess everyone is writing about the Secondary 3 CSS Asia Outdoor Pulau Ubin Camp. Since I've no topic to write on, it will just have to do.

Content:
The camp was fun.

Finish.

Not quite. What is up with the school to give us the booklets to write what we have learn? We know what we learn and that is ENOUGH. But then again, aren't all schools like that?

School values ONLY. If you write other things which u have learn, you could be called up immediately in your respective class and questioned.
Also the way they phrase the questions are so dumb. Instead of asking "What have u learn in the activity?", they asked "What school values have you learn after completing this activity?"

Now since they ask these sort of questions, the way to answer them is simple.
Since they asked "what school values have you learn", one must first find out what is his/her school values.

(For your information, the question is a multiple-choice question, thus you should list all the possible answers out. I shall use my school as an example to show you what i mean.)

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After listing out, what you should do is think back of what activity you have done and find the actual meaning for each of the school values and eliminate out the wrong ones. Your answer will automatically derive from there. No? Take a look below.

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Q3) What school values have you learn after completing the activity?

A) Warmth
B) Enterprising

C) Adventurous

D) Loyalty
E) Tenacity
F) Honour

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Solution:
Let the activity be rock climbing.
* The sport or pastime of scaling rock masses on mountain sides *

A) Warmth
1) ~~The quality or state of being warm; moderate or gentle heat.~~
2) ~~Liveliness of feelings, emotions, or sympathies; ardor or fervor; enthusiasm or zeal.~~
3) The quality of being intimate and attached. (No)

B) Enterprising
1) Showing initiative and willingness to undertake new projects. ( Must rock climb, so No.)
2) ~~Characterized by great imagination or initiative:~~ ~~an enterprising foreign policy~~.

C) Adventurous
1) ~~Full of risk; requiring courage; hazardous.~~

2) Inclined to undertake new and daring activities. (It is new and you are forced to be adventurous, so YES)

D) Loyalty
1) ~~The act of binding yourself (intellectually or emotionally) to a course of action.~~
2) A feeling or attitude of devoted attachment and affection. (No, and no need of explanation here.)
3) ~~An example or instance of faithfulness, adherence.~~

E) Tenacity
1) Persistent determination. ( You can drop down anytime, so No.)

F) Honour
1) Honesty, fairness, or integrity in one's beliefs and actions. ( Obviously No.)
2) ~~Such respect manifested:~~ ~~a memorial in honor of the dead~~.
3) ~~High public esteem; fame; glory.~~

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STUPID THINGS FOUND.
(Stupid things)
Here are some stupid things that i found throughout Singapore which i took pictures of.

Exam Grade. You don't use it, you WILL FAIL. W/O THIS ERASER, THE SCANNER WILL DETECT AS NOT ERASED, and you fail.

It is just a normal pencil and a normal eraser.

..And it still stats "cleaning in progress".

CooL?

There is actually a need to safe someone.

Norman,
Namron.

Norman Au.

Blogged at 4:45 PM, +8 GMT

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DOES CHONG GUAN HUA SUCK?
(Debate)
Today, on the bus, i found another free sex provider giving his private phone number on the bus by writing it on the chairs. The sex provider is Chong Guan Hua. There are evidences to prove that my theory is correct and flawless.

The reason to my suspicion is that as you can see from the picture above, someone vandalized that Chong Guan Hua sucks, suck your own cock. When a person dare to vandalize(break the law) in order to defame the other party, the person who vandalize should have a strong hatred against that party to do such a STUPID act.

So what could have been the stupid act? The answer lies below, where the text reads
" 91073347 call tiz no if u waNNa FRee SEX! "

So the person must have known Guan Hua after he (if gay) /she saw the texts. I presume the person immediately called and found out the guy's name is called Chong Guan Hua, and Guan Hua had wanted him(if gay)/her to suck his cock. He(if gay)/she felt so angry that she wrote on the chair.

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Shit. Here comes another source. This picture made me change my mind of what had happened. Now i think that the one who vandalized before about the suck cock thing is a she, and name is Felicia. She is now pregnant, and is carrying a boy. She is currently fine.

Chong Guan Hua is also known as an irresponsible fucker(known to have fucked Felicia).

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Other evidences i found.

So does CHONG GUAN HUA SUCK? I believe he does. What about you? This is a debate, and all opinions are accepted.

Norman,
Namron.

Norman Au.

Blogged at 10:54 PM, +8 GMT

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Post of revival
This post means my blog is revived. Anyway my last post was typed last year. This year, secondary 3, on this day called 3rd January2007, school reopens..

Now we can defame anything and get arrested by the police in Singapore. We can defame any school.. EXCEPT 1. Cannot defame already, cause i type the truth. How to defame when it is true??? Cannot lah.

Alright, i still don't like the discipline committee people. WHY? A fucking Spotcheck on 1st day of school.

ME, NORMAN, GOT CAUGHT FOR THE 1ST SPOT CHECK EVER IN MY ENTIRE LIFE, AND SURPRISINGLY, ITS ... nvm.

For short socks, nails and hair. Before this particular day, i was 'clean'.

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Roughly the conversation:

Cher: "Your socks don't you think its too short?"
ME: "Huh? not ankle length what."
Cher: "It is not acceptable ok, oh and don't you think its time for a haircut?"
ME: "So short need meh?"
Cher: " OH NONO, ITS QUITE LONG, I THINK IT IS TIME FOR A HAIRCUT(:"
ME: "..ya..(whatever lah crap)"
Cher: " And your nails ar.. please go to the front"
ME: " Why?"
Cher: "Discipline com."
ME: "Oh. (FUCKKK!!!!)

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And woohoo, as i slowly walk towards the front(flagpole), i can safely say that i see more than 150 people kena caught. SKIP, NOT IMPORTANT.

... ... ...(I said skip so i skipped)
... ... ...

Teachers expect students to pay $1 to trim nails. I paid $1, they pay by ruining my parents image of the school.

I mean HOW IS IT POSSIBLE, FOR A SOCKS THAT REACH WELL ABOVE THE ANKLE, BE CAUGHT FOR SOCKS!?!?!?

I shall now educate teachers on what is called "ankle length socks" and what is not.

The picture above is actually an artist's impression of an ankle length sock. In this case, the teacher can catch the student for wearing unacceptable socks.

The picture above is actually an artist's impression of a normal sock, really. In this case, the teacher can only catch the student for wearing yellow socks.

For fingernails, i am sorry i forgot to cut and it is my fault, but i don't think you should charge for it. Any human beings with conscience will forgive students for forgetting or at least just warn them, especially ON THE 1ST DAY OF SCHOOL.

Norman Au.

Blogged at 11:01 PM, +8 GMT