Saturday, March 22, 2008
Subjects studied in school.
Today, I will be touching up on various subjects that you and I are familiar with that we are studying/ have studied in school. This includes Chemistry, Physics and Math. Here, I am going to describe them in detail about the characteristics of the subject.
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Chemistry
Chemistry is the world's worst subject. Chemistry is the synonym of shit, bullshit, lameshit, Holy shit, and Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson sucks.
When I see someone enjoying chemistry, I know immediately that we have absolutely nothing in common.
Michael Jackson sucks. In Chemistry, you learn that the world is actually made up of atoms. You'll probably be wondering what Michael Jackson is made up of.
Chemistry sucks. and so does Michael Jackson.
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Math
Math is okay. Math is the short form of Mathematics, Mathew, Mat(t) Hardy, Mathias and Michael Jackson. Basically, Math is a subject that deals with numbers. Math question examples are shown below.
Fill in the blanks:
_ _ _ - 541 = 125
661, 662, 663, 664, 665, _ _ _, 667.
333 x 2 = _ _ _
History:
The word Math actually came down from BCE 667-1 in ancient Rome. Since then, it had expanded and spread all over the world, and even now (CE2007+1), math is still spreading throughout the world. During this period between BCE 667-1 and CE2007+1, Math has became suck an influence that lives were lost.
Math extremists can be found throughout the world. Math Terrorist Groups like Al-Gebra is out at loose and currently holds the record of the square and cubic root of all evil.
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Physics
Physics is a little similar to Math, where physics is more about laws that you must obey, though no fines will be issued if you break them. As compared to Math, equations of Physics is tougher to understand and form.
Physics is like a combination of Math and Chemistry. Chemistry have shortened chemical names (Sodium=Na). Math have their equations( [125 x 5] + 31)
Q=PT, where Q= Energy, P = Power, T = Time.
Physics is the best subject in the world.
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Michale Jackson
Norman.
Norman Au.
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