Saturday, March 29, 2008
Standing Broad Jump beats everything in the Universe
Standing Broad Jump is the best sport in the World. As the name inclines, Standing Broad Jump is the action of jumping from a spot as far as you can, without moving your feet away when you have placed into position. Standing Broad Jump is sometimes known as 'SBJ' ( Not to be confused with stupid blow job ).
Recent studies have surfaced and shown that 90% of the World's population finds Standing Broad Jump as the best sport that they have ever tried. You stand, you jump. It's this simple.
Standing Broad Jump is actually very much connected to the World. There is evidence to prove that Standing Broad Jump is the best sport in the World. Here it is.
Standing Broad Jump.
The World.
Notice that letters 'O' and 'D' are the only letters that are similar if you ignore the letter 'R'. NONE other letters are the same.
So if you take out 'O' and 'D', it'll look something like this.
Standing Bra Jump.
The Wrl.
Notice the World 'Bra'. Bra is actually an article of clothing that covers, supports, and elevates the breasts.
Definition:
The bra is considered a foundation garment, as well as an undergarment, because of its role in shaping the wearer's figure. It was originally developed in the late nineteenth and early twentieth centuries to replace the corset, and has now become, in many parts of the world, the most popular form of undergarment for the upper body.
The 'Bra' contains 3 letters.
'O' + 'D' = 'OD' = 2 Letters.
Bra + OD = BraOD = 5 letters.
World = 5 letters
Therefore,
BraOD = 5 Letters = World
BraOD is derived from Standing Broad Jump. World is derived from Standing Broad Jump.
Norman AU
Life is all about standing broad jump. Standing broad jump means no dandruff. Your name is Rain.
Norman Au.
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Saturday, March 22, 2008
Subjects studied in school.
Today, I will be touching up on various subjects that you and I are familiar with that we are studying/ have studied in school. This includes Chemistry, Physics and Math. Here, I am going to describe them in detail about the characteristics of the subject.
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Chemistry
Chemistry is the world's worst subject. Chemistry is the synonym of shit, bullshit, lameshit, Holy shit, and Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson sucks.
When I see someone enjoying chemistry, I know immediately that we have absolutely nothing in common.
Michael Jackson sucks. In Chemistry, you learn that the world is actually made up of atoms. You'll probably be wondering what Michael Jackson is made up of.
Chemistry sucks. and so does Michael Jackson.
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Math
Math is okay. Math is the short form of Mathematics, Mathew, Mat(t) Hardy, Mathias and Michael Jackson. Basically, Math is a subject that deals with numbers. Math question examples are shown below.
Fill in the blanks:
_ _ _ - 541 = 125
661, 662, 663, 664, 665, _ _ _, 667.
333 x 2 = _ _ _
History:
The word Math actually came down from BCE 667-1 in ancient Rome. Since then, it had expanded and spread all over the world, and even now (CE2007+1), math is still spreading throughout the world. During this period between BCE 667-1 and CE2007+1, Math has became suck an influence that lives were lost.
Math extremists can be found throughout the world. Math Terrorist Groups like Al-Gebra is out at loose and currently holds the record of the square and cubic root of all evil.
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Physics
Physics is a little similar to Math, where physics is more about laws that you must obey, though no fines will be issued if you break them. As compared to Math, equations of Physics is tougher to understand and form.
Physics is like a combination of Math and Chemistry. Chemistry have shortened chemical names (Sodium=Na). Math have their equations( [125 x 5] + 31)
Q=PT, where Q= Energy, P = Power, T = Time.
Physics is the best subject in the world.
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Michale Jackson
Norman.
Norman Au.
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