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Saturday, December 05, 2009


The year 2012 is a scheduled year in which all life on earth will cease to exist because the mayans ran out of rocks and stone slabs to complete their calender.

The last recorded date of the Mayan calendar is December 21, 2012 A.D. Because calendars are supposed to record earth days, the last earth day will also fall on this date. This is why everyone will die and all life will cease to exist. Thus we can come up with the logical conclusion that everyone will die and face the wraith of Satan as he whips out megatsunamis, earthquakes and volcanic activities out of nowhere and slam gigantic rocks right in your face.


The knowledge of knowing that everyone is going to die will likely cause many other pre-apocalyptic events to happen. People will behave differently. This blog post will discuss two important events that will happen before the earth ends.

The billion FMLs

When people realises that doomsday is coming, everyone panicks. Boyfriends and girlfriends will come together and console each other. Just kidding. They will go online and post their dismay on http://fmylife.com.

This will then cause http://fmylife.com to crash even before Satan's wraith is able to reach it due to the overwhelming number of hits it receives. Teenagers all around the globe will then be expected to log on to facebook to post their testimonials instead because it is cool to let your friends know that you are finally going to experience something worse than:
'being stuck in the rain for half an hour. FML'
'forgot my homework. FML'
'got a sucky lecturer who CANT TEACH SHIT!! FML' or
'ran for the bus and the driver did not see me and drove away. FML'



The Baby boom


Another anticipated phenomenon is a large increase of infants into the world just before the apocalyptic event strikes, which will kill them all. To find out why the baby boom will occur, we must look back nine months before the start of the baby boom. It is at this period that many people get their first sexually transmitted disease, and this means :

People are not using condoms
People do not know how to use condoms
People accidentally tear their condoms
Condoms are out of stock
Condoms are expensive
People share needles when they are abusing drugs

It also means that people are actively engaging in sexual intercourse. Boyfriends and girlfriends will be having sex without condoms while perverts will be roaming around the streets raping people(without condoms).

And that is where babies come from.
If 2012 is going to happen, what is stated above will become true. Condoms will go out of stock, websites will crash, your girlfriend will hookup with your bestfriend and worse of all, nobody will care.

Do you feel stupid after watching the movie '2012'?

Norman Au.

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